Thursday, December 19, 2013

Some People Shouldn't Be Allowed On the Internet

Disclaimer: This is a lengthy and extremely angry rant. Think of the obfuscation as a Turing Test of sorts - because only people should understand this (if you catch my drift). You have been warned.

Nccneragyl, fbzr crbcyr unir gur rzbgvbany vagryyvtrapr bs n jnyahg.

V'yy trg fgenvtug gb gur cbvag urer. Fbpvny zrqvn, sbe gur zbfg cneg, vf n obba. Hasbeghangryl, fbzr crbcyr unir arire urneq bs gur napvrag nqntr gung fnlf jvgu terng cbjre pbzrf terng erfcbafvovyvgl.

Crefbanyyl, gurer ner cyragl bs guvatf V qba'g jnag frrvat ba zl Snprobbx srrq. Sbe bar, fgnghf zrffntrf bs crbcyr jub gel gb uhey vafhygf ng bar nabgure (naq fbzrgvzrf trg oybja gb n shyy fpnyr synzrjne) nyjnlf cebzcg zr gb erzbir gung crefba sebz zl srrq. Frysvrf ner bxnl, nf ybat nf gurl nera'g sybbqrq, juvyr rkgerzryl ibpny rkcerffvbaf bs nssrpgvba ner bxnl va zl obbx nf jryy - rira gubhtu gurl znl trg n yvggyr gbb qvfgheovat ng gvzrf. V'z abg na ngurvfg, ohg V guvax gurer'f n cbvag jurer funevat eryvtvbhf fghss juvyr npgvat yvxr n ovtbg orpbzrf nf boabkvbhf nf gubfr crbcyr jub guvax funevat cubgbf naq nfxvat sbe Yvxrf jbhyq fbzrubj punatr gur jbeyq. V qba'g xabj jurer fhpu sbyxf tbg gur vqrn gung Yvxrf, Pbzzragf naq Funerf tvir gurz cbvagf sbe gurve birevasyngrq rtbf.

Fcbvyre: vg jba'g.

Ubjrire, vs gurer'f nalguvat gung fubhyq evtugshyyl ryvpvg n shpxvat urngrq erfcbafr fhpu nf guvf, vg'f gubfr crbcyr jub jebatyl guvax gung gurve erny-yvsr fbpvny fgnaqvat vf fbzrubj qvpgngrq ol gurve vzntr bayvar. V'yy arire trg crbcyr jub guebj gnagehzf bire sevraq pbhagf (be rira hanafjrerq sevraq erdhrfgf, sbe gung znggre). V jbhyq arire haqrefgnaq ncrf jub jbhyq tb bhg bs gurve jnl naq fcraq zvahgrf, ubhef naq qnlf bs gurve yvsr vairfgvtngvat rirel fvatyr gvpx ba gurve srrqf naq ynzonfg nalbar jub guvaxf vf n guerng gb gurz be gb gurve "sevraqf".

Vs gung fbhaqf hahfhny, jryy thrff jung? Vg'f abg - gurer'f npghnyyl n grez sbe vg. Vg'f shaal gung "hasevraqvat" vf nccneragyl fbzrguvat gb pel nobhg abjnqnlf, naq vg'f rira shaavre gung crbcyr yrg gurve rzbgvbaf trg gur orggre bs gurz vafgrnq bs qbvat fbzrguvat ybtvpny fhpu nf, fnl, Tbbtyvat sbe n qnza rkcynangvba orsber qbvat fbzrguvat fghcvq fhpu nf oheavat oevqtrf naq znxvat zbebaf bhg bs gurzfryirf. Vs jr trg natel bire fbzrguvat naq oybj hc jvgubhg guvaxvat guvatf guebhtu, ubj qvssrerag ner jr sebz navznyf?

V trg vg - fbzr crbcyr ner abg grpu-fniil. Ubjrire, bar bs gur yrffbaf gung crbcyr va trareny frrz gb sbetrg abjnqnlf vf gung jr fubhyq tvir bguref gur orarsvg bs n qbhog. Gurer'f nyfb n grez sbe vg, sbe shpx'f fnxr. Vg fubjf ubj fbzrbar unf fhpu n shpxgneqrqyl zvavfphyr jbeyqivrj jura gurl pbhyqa'g rira frr gur tbbq va bguref. Zbfg crbcyr jr'yy rire zrrg ner qrprag naq jba'g npg yvxr nffubyrf jvgubhg cebibpngvba.

Jbefr pbzrf gb jbefg, ab bar qvrf sebz ybfvat n sevraq bayvar (hayrff gung fbzrbar vf n zbeba). Unf nalbar rire ernyyl pnerq jung gurve arvtuobe'f hapyr sebz gra lrnef ntb (jubz gurl'ir arire ernyyl fcbxra gb) ngr sbe oernxsnfg? Shpx ab. Thrff jung? Gurer'f nyfb n grez sbe gung.

Fbpvny zrqvn gbbyf ner whfg gung - gbbyf. Vs nalbar guvaxf bgurejvfr, gurl fubhyq tebj gur shpx hc. 

You're welcome. Jeez.

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